Sep 14, 2008, 02:18 AM // 02:18
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2008
Profession: E/
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W/Mo Newb Just Made My Day
As we were doing a mission with a group of about 5 real players. There was a W/Mo along with us, and his actions just made my day.
So halfway along the quest somebody says " Hey guys. I need to go for like 2 minutes, wait please. " So we're waiting, it had been around 5 minutes. So I say
" Ugh, I wanted to do this fast so I could change my secondary class "
The W/Mo very quickly and eagerly responded with something like " omg, how?! " So I explain to him
" Once you finish all the desert quests and beat the boss guy, you can change it in battlegrounds and outposts. ". Now at first by desert he though I meant Ascalon. Which caused some minor confusion. Which soon was cleared. Then he told me
" Yeah, I wanna be a W/N. They rock! " So I type in something like
" Yeah defitinally better then a W/Mo. " Now this caused some conflict with him immeaditally calling me a newb, because a W/Mos were " leet ". In his words " the perfect tank ". Now I couldn't help to bite now. I responded with
" No, it's a typical newb assumption that W/Mos are perfect tanks. They think Warrior = Super Strength and Monk = Invincibility. But in reality the Mo loses it convience and power once you get a hero "
Now, he said something along the lines of " Omg, nub. You don't know what a tank is "
So I respond " A tank is someone who takes all the damage, while everyone else kills the enemies... "
From here he got really mad, and started to claim he hated heros and they sucked. But a little while later. After he had been healing us a bit. ( He had been healing me a little until our W/Mo arguement ). So we go into battle after fighting a previous one. I was out of energy and when I can't cast I die, due to my build healing as I cast. But I hadn't realized he stopped healing me, so I thought he'd have me covered. So when I died. He was said " LOL! MR BIG MOUTH JUST GOT PWNT "
I responded " I thought you'd heal me. "
Which got his response " I don't heal nubs. "
Right after he typed it he died. And one of our part members said " That's obviously why you weren't healing yourself. "
Then he resurrected me with his resurection signet. So then the W/Mo said " wtf??? rez me plz? "
Our party member responded "sorry, I don't res newbs"
The W/Mo left our group, after freaking out calling us newbs and horrible and skill lacking. This was defitinally hilarious to me, and made my day.
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:20 AM // 02:20
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#2
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: standing on your last control point, while the rest of your team is to busy killing mine
Guild: The Luminaries [Lumi]
Profession: A/
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cool story bro
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:22 AM // 02:22
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#3
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2007
Guild: Fuzzies Anonymous [Fuzy]
Profession: Mo/
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lol leave it to the nubs
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:22 AM // 02:22
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#4
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Earthrealm
Profession: W/A
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Everyone who doesn't know how to play becomes a w/mo thinking they'll dominate and everything. I never play w/mo other then running ppl. But that right their is how you tell between a good and a bad w.mo
Last edited by Issac; Sep 14, 2008 at 02:24 AM // 02:24..
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:25 AM // 02:25
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#5
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Apr 2008
Guild: Our Titles are [SiCK]
Profession: P/
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Wait!!!!! You mean W/Mo aren't uber l33tz0r pwn4g3?!?!?!!!one!
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:29 AM // 02:29
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#6
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Earth, sadly
Guild: BORK
Profession: A/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingMetroid
cool story bro
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I lol just about everytime a 4channer says that, and I don't know why.
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:30 AM // 02:30
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#7
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2005
Location: America
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Healer and a fighter, having your cake and eating it too dude.
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:33 AM // 02:33
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#8
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2008
Profession: E/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arienrhode
Healer and a fighter, having your cake and eating it too dude.
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I hope your sarcastic... once you get your heros. The healing spells are a waste of spots on your skill bar, and attribute points. Also with warriors energy management it's an horrible idea every newb thinks is excellent.
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:35 AM // 02:35
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#9
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Older Than God (1)
Join Date: Aug 2006
Guild: Clan Dethryche [dth]
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Casting heals with 2 pips is pro.
Good to know that the Runescape contingent is still well-represented in GW.
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:35 AM // 02:35
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#10
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Cuba
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warrior and monk combined into one=god mode
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:35 AM // 02:35
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#11
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: standing on your last control point, while the rest of your team is to busy killing mine
Guild: The Luminaries [Lumi]
Profession: A/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Donovan Cyclonus
I hope your sarcastic... once you get your heros. The healing spells are a waste of spots on your skill bar, and attribute points, and with warriors energy management it's an horrible idea every newb thinks is excellent.
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easy trolling target verified
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:45 AM // 02:45
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#12
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2005
Location: America
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Donovan Cyclonus
I hope your sarcastic... once you get your heros. The healing spells are a waste of spots on your skill bar, and attribute points. Also with warriors energy management it's an horrible idea every newb thinks is excellent.
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Sounds to me like someone is jealous about being out tanked!
Yes, yes we all know about "the wamo".
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:45 AM // 02:45
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#13
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Never Too Old
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Rhode Island where there are no GW contests
Guild: Order of First
Profession: W/R
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I garner insults when I run around with w/mo showing. I don't have any secondary skills on my bar, just my axe skills and maybe a PvE one, but everyone assumes I'm a newb wammo.
I enjoy letting them explain why I shouldn't be using monk skills. It's useless arguing that I'm not, that I was doing a CoF run or skill capping. Guess I should make sure my basic template gives me w/r again.
Although players have told me that's a bad combo.
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Sep 14, 2008, 02:48 AM // 02:48
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#14
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Zookeeper
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader
Guild: ҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟&#
Profession: N/E
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ITT: Player encounters bad player in a pick up group.
Last edited by ZenRgy; Sep 14, 2008 at 02:50 AM // 02:50..
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Sep 14, 2008, 03:01 AM // 03:01
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#15
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Las Vegas
Guild: Enraged Whiny Carebears [oR]
Profession: W/E
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenRgy
ITT: Player encounters bad player in a pick up group.
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ITT this isn't 4chan
Sorry to hear about your crappy PUG experience, but what really interests me is how a clueless little newb can get to you so bad to come on here and dedicate a thread to it with your rantings. I mean, who hasn't heart the "w/mo echo mending healsig story" nonsensical stuff before? You can either just use heroes, or create your own party like i do.
Lead a party, have every single person ping their bar, and if it's clear that they're clueless simply kick them and go on DnD before they have a chance to spam you with 'o ya i hav se x w ur mom NOOOOB'. It can be a frustrating pain but at least you don't have to deal with *as much* incompetence.
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Sep 14, 2008, 03:12 AM // 03:12
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#16
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Apr 2008
Guild: Our Titles are [SiCK]
Profession: P/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slowerpoke
warrior and monk combined into one=god mode
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However, we all know real godmode is w/mo/me with echo mend and....and....well, it doesnt really matter just so long as you have echo mend, cause it makes you win
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Sep 14, 2008, 03:12 AM // 03:12
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#17
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Desert Nomad
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darcy
I garner insults when I run around with w/mo showing. I don't have any secondary skills on my bar, just my axe skills and maybe a PvE one, but everyone assumes I'm a newb wammo.
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LOL happened to me as well. I occasionally run around W/Mo with a pure primary build, just to bring Resurrection Chant or Rebirth.
Last edited by Gill Halendt; Sep 14, 2008 at 03:16 AM // 03:16..
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Sep 14, 2008, 03:34 AM // 03:34
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#18
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New Zealand
Guild: CoA
Profession: N/
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Right now, hes probably out there somewhere casting mending on himself and getting ready to go into battle.
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Sep 14, 2008, 03:41 AM // 03:41
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#19
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Southern California
Guild: Charter Vanguard [CV]
Profession: Me/Rt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin Alvito
Casting heals with 2 pips is pro.
Good to know that the Runescape contingent is still well-represented in GW.
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Hahaha what a post.
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Sep 14, 2008, 03:42 AM // 03:42
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#20
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Major-General Awesome
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger
Guild: Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ̖̊̋̌̍̎̊̋&#
Profession: W/
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I don't think you had a party.
Enjoy your hench.
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